When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
*wears a bindi on the forehead and the Christian cross on the necklace with some Satanic symbols on the shirt that matches the “OM” Hindu sign on the leggings and the Native American headdress over the dreads*
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war
if we all put our heads together we wouldnt be able to properly wear a hat
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.